Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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