i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I don't think brook has ever known best
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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