Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
