with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I intend to get homeless drunk
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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