dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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