i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
a search helicopter?!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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