K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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