Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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