How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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