Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
