It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
