STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
