Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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