Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
please don't ironically join a cult
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