That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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