We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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