We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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