we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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