No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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