Hey man sorry I got all grabby
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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