My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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