windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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