pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This is the high leading the old right now
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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