I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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