their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
