RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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