absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Porn is love you can see.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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