Just fell off a train. Bad.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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