I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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