and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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