Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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