Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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