I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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