I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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