Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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