I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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