the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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