Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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