The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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