3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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