I love black thongs
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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