just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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