This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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