I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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