also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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