everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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