He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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