I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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