literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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