I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
