she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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