Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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