I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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