Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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