Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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