The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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